11 3 / 2013

oh my god

i’m done

like actually done

!!!!

wow

11 3 / 2013

christian grey oh my god i’m laughing

10 3 / 2013

*LOUBOUTINS!!!!!

jesus fuck how do you mess that up that badly

10 3 / 2013

this reads much more like your standard mediocre smut

10 3 / 2013

i think this is like the second time ever the word cock has been used in these books

10 3 / 2013

christian is creepy as shit

how does he have her social security number i am 100% sure that’s illegal

10 3 / 2013

how twilightesque

10 3 / 2013

YOU CAN’T DO THAT

how did he ever succeed in business

09 3 / 2013

i feel like the tumblr feminist movement could spend hours ripping this narration apart

09 3 / 2013

it’s like an evanescence song

09 3 / 2013

also the whole time she’s been here he’s been thinking about fucking her

that’s so sad

she thought he was hot so she just stared at him and dreamed a lot and wished she weren’t so shy

he thought she was hot so he imagined her naked and tied up with his dick in her mouth

09 3 / 2013

see you know this is unrealistic because a real ceo could never afford the backlash that’d come with that kind of comment on the record

what an asshole

09 3 / 2013

there are so many layers of irony in these three words i don’t even know where to start

09 3 / 2013

ahaha i actually liked this line as douchy as it was

08 3 / 2013

"let’s make her squirm" i hate this sort of thing so much

where every line is followed by a snarky comment to prove the narrator’s wittiness and intelligence

it’s like bad young adult fiction