19 4 / 2013
okay
FIRST OF ALL she substitutes moaning for morning i’m already feeling sick
this isn’t helping my nausea
el james’s level of self awareness is exactly the same as that of her protagonist
but interestingly enough unlike ana she really likes coffee
like REALLY
erika you’re married
homous :(
a thrilling saga
also she refers to her two kids as major and minor which is kind of really weird
#theydidit #theyfucked #definitely #theydefinitelyfucked
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10 3 / 2013
i think this is like the second time ever the word cock has been used in these books
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10 3 / 2013
christian is creepy as shit
how does he have her social security number i am 100% sure that’s illegal
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09 3 / 2013
i feel like the tumblr feminist movement could spend hours ripping this narration apart
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09 3 / 2013
also the whole time she’s been here he’s been thinking about fucking her
that’s so sad
she thought he was hot so she just stared at him and dreamed a lot and wished she weren’t so shy
he thought she was hot so he imagined her naked and tied up with his dick in her mouth
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09 3 / 2013
see you know this is unrealistic because a real ceo could never afford the backlash that’d come with that kind of comment on the record
what an asshole
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