12 10 / 2013

literally the best career move this man has ever made

01 10 / 2013

If her erotic scenes of bondage and sadomasochism werent enough to get you in the mood, the author of “Fifty Shades of Grey” has launched a new collection of wines named after her runaway best-sellers to set the tone. Thats right, author E.L. James of the bodice-ripping trilogy has launched a duo of white and red wines which she personally blended with California winemakers from the North Coast.

ahahah what the fuck

03 9 / 2013

Dakota Johnson will star as Anastasia Steele andCharlie Hunnam as Christian Grey in the highly anticipated film adaptation of the erotically charged novel Fifty Shades of Grey.

Author E.L. James announced the news on Monday morning in a number of bombshell tweets. She started with Johnson, the daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson. Distributor Focus Features confirmed it shortly thereafter.


holy shit it’s happening

christian grey not nearly as hot as anticipated

19 8 / 2013

19 4 / 2013


FIRST OF ALL she substitutes moaning for morning i’m already feeling sick

this isn’t helping my nausea

el james’s level of self awareness is exactly the same as that of her protagonist

but interestingly enough unlike ana she really likes coffee


erika you’re married

homous :(

a thrilling saga

also she refers to her two kids as major and minor which is kind of really weird

#theydidit #theyfucked #definitely #theydefinitelyfucked

17 3 / 2013


my relief is immeasurable

11 3 / 2013


last compilation!

all from fifty shades of grey

11 3 / 2013

oh my god

i’m done

like actually done



11 3 / 2013

christian grey oh my god i’m laughing

10 3 / 2013


jesus fuck how do you mess that up that badly

10 3 / 2013

this reads much more like your standard mediocre smut

10 3 / 2013

i think this is like the second time ever the word cock has been used in these books

10 3 / 2013

christian is creepy as shit

how does he have her social security number i am 100% sure that’s illegal

10 3 / 2013

how twilightesque

10 3 / 2013


how did he ever succeed in business