06 9 / 2012

13 8 / 2012

fiftyshadesofdismay:

jesus fucking christ

13 8 / 2012

jesus fucking christ

13 8 / 2012

why are flannel pants grey but sweat pants gray

why are ties grey but suits gray

we just don’t know

12 8 / 2012

#2

i promise they’re all different screenshots the same lines are just repeated over and over

12 8 / 2012

i missed the 400 mark when i was in europe

but look what i found today

so i made you guys a

12 8 / 2012

end of book compilation #1

in which ana invents the world’s worst pet name

12 8 / 2012

YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH

12 8 / 2012

great

are we going to have ana lying in a forest crying for half of book two

12 8 / 2012

whoa there

metaphysical

that shit’s intense

11 8 / 2012

oh

is this the book two victoria plot

if “she” turns out to have red hair i’m going to punch something

11 8 / 2012

aw no this ruined the moment

it was so unnecessary we were in the middle of an emotional scene

but no

we have to know that you could dry yourself quickly nobody cares

11 8 / 2012

yes finally

however it’s rather unfortunate that she broke up with him only because he finally actually physically hurt her

ana steele

doesn’t notice and/or give a shit about obsessive jealousy, cell phone tracking, disregard for written agreements, general lack of privacy

but physical pain is her limit

11 8 / 2012

didn’t you say “dark night of the soul” a while ago

this is much worse

11 8 / 2012

ah there we go