19 4 / 2013
okay
FIRST OF ALL she substitutes moaning for morning i’m already feeling sick
this isn’t helping my nausea
el james’s level of self awareness is exactly the same as that of her protagonist
but interestingly enough unlike ana she really likes coffee
like REALLY
erika you’re married
homous :(
a thrilling saga
also she refers to her two kids as major and minor which is kind of really weird
#theydidit #theyfucked #definitely #theydefinitelyfucked
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13 4 / 2013
6 people have followed this blog since i went on hiatus do you guys know what the word hiatus even means
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17 3 / 2013
AND WITH THAT it is midnight and the ask and submit are now closed
goodbye this blog is now on hiatus until the movie comes out
i’m going to be unfunny at lifd come talk to me or something
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16 3 / 2013
Anonymous asked: THAT WAS A MISTAKE AND THE NEW ASK BUTTON IS TERRIBLE BUT YOU ARE LEADING STUPID PEOPLE TO STUPID LITERATURE GOSH DARN IT
omFG I’M SORRY i’m so sorry
i hope the people i convinced not to read it outweigh the people that went and liked it
16 3 / 2013
Anonymous asked: So Steph what was your favorite part/s of the trilogy? I mean u seriously must've liked at least 1 thing. My fav parts were the emails between Christian and Ana :)
wait i can’t tell is this sarcasm
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16 3 / 2013
Anonymous asked: I remember trying to get through the books without freaking out because Ana was a doormat and he rips out her tampon and actually keeps her awake when she's on the verge of collapse to have sex with her that makes me so mad and so disgusted and that is not how you BDSM. I am done. No romance novel I've ever read was that bad. And that problematic.
oh my god don’t remind me about the tampon scene that was scarring
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16 3 / 2013
Anonymous asked: Since I started following your blog I decided to venture out and read all three of the books and I actually enjoyed them
fuck
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16 3 / 2013
cineno asked: this is the cyber police we know you stole the pfds we have you address
*pdfs bitch
i have you address too i’m coming to get u
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16 3 / 2013
villainihavedonethymother asked: So at work one time, this lady came through my line wearing what I thought was one of those "Keep Calm and Carry On" shirts. When I took a closer look, the shirt said "Cry Because Christian Grey is Fictional," and it had a little tie on it. A small piece of my soul died that day.
it’s like a combination of my two least favorite things
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16 3 / 2013
wendywithahintofslut asked: Whenever I see someone reading this book in public it just makes me want to slap a copy of "Dancers at the end of time" in their faces.
I still have never seen anyone reading it in public I’m so sad
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16 3 / 2013
Anonymous asked: whenever ana says 'bitch troll' i can only ever picture joan rivers
huh okay
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15 3 / 2013
Anonymous asked: oh i call you steph cuz i think we're friends omg lololol
ahahahahaha okay but we can’t be friends if you’re on anon
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15 3 / 2013
dacrayzblaze1 asked: Hey, link me to your personal blog? I know you said you do not like HP (a pox on you!) but what books do you like?
man do you ever read the faq all of this is on it haha
once i wrote a thing about books i liked
i liked hp and it was amazing when i first read the books but i finished them when i was like 10 and after the age of 13 they are pretty overrated
a+++ children’s books and classic enjoyable story for everyone but the writing (which is what the post you’re talking about was about) is mediocre
and my personal blog is lifd
