26 2 / 2014


Oh my god


Oh my god

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23 11 / 2013

your sporadic fsog movie update goes as follows

i know already this movie is going to be shit terrible because according to tumblr user bakwash this is what they are going to look like in the movie??

i really hope not because jamie dornan looks like maybe six years old and dakota johnson looks at least 30

also i’ve never seen such an awkward arm from a guy, it goes around the waist you idiot

imagine the entire movie with christian’s arm just kinda awkwardly around ana’s shoulder ugh

also some fun and sort of informative headlines

can’t comment bc idk who she is but i just think of her as mumford of mumford & sons like she’s the sons’ mom or something (haha literally mum mumford) (if you can’t tell, i don’t listen to mumford & sons)

to that i can only say FUCK you universal

and finally a true gem

adding sex??????????? as if it were just a supplemental touch? and not 80% of the latter two books???????? have you even read this series, oh wait the answer is no, you auditioned for the role before ever having read the books

12 10 / 2013

literally the best career move this man has ever made

01 10 / 2013

If her erotic scenes of bondage and sadomasochism werent enough to get you in the mood, the author of “Fifty Shades of Grey” has launched a new collection of wines named after her runaway best-sellers to set the tone. Thats right, author E.L. James of the bodice-ripping trilogy has launched a duo of white and red wines which she personally blended with California winemakers from the North Coast.

ahahah what the fuck

03 9 / 2013

songofsarcasm said: Charlie Hunnam's actually done some other stuff, too, though. He's got fans outside of this - fans that are currently screaming 'noooooo', but still

i feel so bad for him

apparently he initially turned it down and then reconsidered? bad life choices yo

also apparently felicity jones turned down ana because full frontal nudity mmmmm juicy details


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03 9 / 2013

hoeratius said: I think this actor kind of looks like a surfer who's gone past his glory days? Ana looks exactly as I imagined her, though; kind of scared and nervous all the time?


he’s not hot though

and definitely not in the supposed christian grey way


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03 9 / 2013

spoopymeow said: well at least they're nobodies... at least the chick, so their careers can end right here.

i feel so bad

this is like her only major role ever i’d hate to be known for that for the rest of my life


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03 9 / 2013

14481km said: The only thing to discuss is why the human race is doing this to itself


we’ll never know


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03 9 / 2013

Dakota Johnson will star as Anastasia Steele andCharlie Hunnam as Christian Grey in the highly anticipated film adaptation of the erotically charged novel Fifty Shades of Grey.

Author E.L. James announced the news on Monday morning in a number of bombshell tweets. She started with Johnson, the daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson. Distributor Focus Features confirmed it shortly thereafter.


holy shit it’s happening

christian grey not nearly as hot as anticipated

19 8 / 2013

02 7 / 2013

he’ll yeah

16 6 / 2013



if you guys see that link going around that says you can read 50 shades of grey for free


it will bring you to a site where you can read 50 shades of grey for free

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27 5 / 2013

wow like another 10 people followed here so REMINDER that fsod is on hiatus and you can find me at lifd

19 4 / 2013


FIRST OF ALL she substitutes moaning for morning i’m already feeling sick

this isn’t helping my nausea

el james’s level of self awareness is exactly the same as that of her protagonist

but interestingly enough unlike ana she really likes coffee


erika you’re married

homous :(

a thrilling saga

also she refers to her two kids as major and minor which is kind of really weird

#theydidit #theyfucked #definitely #theydefinitelyfucked

13 4 / 2013

6 people have followed this blog since i went on hiatus do you guys know what the word hiatus even means